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I Hate Starbucks » Tag: create - Recent Posts http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/tags.php?tag=create I Hate Starbucks » Tag: create - Recent Posts en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 05:46:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/search.php Starfks on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10683 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:09:36 +0000 Starfks 10683@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ ASM we had run her off oh yes we did micromanage **** ilivetodecaf on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10682 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 19:00:29 +0000 ilivetodecaf 10682@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ ask, and ask again no speakey english at all no coffee for you Starfks on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10667 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:05:59 +0000 Starfks 10667@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ kiss my **** **** queen no whip cream on your mocha? I spit in your drink ilivetodecaf on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10595 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:06:56 +0000 ilivetodecaf 10595@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ it's good to be deified as i should be. glorious feeling! to sit and ponder life and to poop and get paid oh you, in drive thru, dont know what you want? i'll wait. while i write haiku DARKROAST on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10593 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:41:12 +0000 DARKROAST 10593@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ Ilivetodecaf is the supreme haiku diety! To Uncle Howie (2009 BDITU award recipient): Just like orgasms I won't fake it as I work. Won't drink that Kool-Aid. yo on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10575 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:00:28 +0000 yo 10575@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ **** on your cellphone you demanded two add shots enjoy your decaf ilivetodecaf on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10565 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:15:33 +0000 ilivetodecaf 10565@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ ten espresso shots make the voices go away here have another! cute little add shot put in a frappucino is always decaf sugar-free syrups splenda may help you lose weight enjoy your cancer! oh, organic milk! oh, how good you are for me oh, where are you now? Crappuccino on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10533 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:44:44 +0000 Crappuccino 10533@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ the "new siren's eye": lick my proverbial balls **** customer! (alternate ending- **** manager!) coffee mart wench on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10488 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:18:46 +0000 coffee mart wench 10488@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ a siren in flames melting on a moonless night arson is worth it. ilivetodecaf on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10483 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:59:50 +0000 ilivetodecaf 10483@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ dedicated to coffee mart wench: i have lost my mind finally it has happened starbucks is to blame well you weren't a literature major so: prolific, maybe tortured, absolutely yes lattes made with tears. oh no! the wrong way! it was bound to happen once. a crash in drive-thru. rinse, rinse, rinse, rinse, when can i pull a damn shot! stupid verismos! "I have a Dream!": sometimes i wonder what it would be like the day my store caught on fire coffee mart wench on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10477 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:40:55 +0000 coffee mart wench 10477@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ Aw, thanks, DarkRoast. I'm not nearly as prolific or tortured as ilivetodecaf, though. 'Decaf - this could be the start of that brilliant writing career. "It all started at Starbucks, back in '09, when I finally lost my mind." taichilatte on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10462 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:20:22 +0000 taichilatte 10462@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ Hahaha sounds like my everyday at the bux Darkroast! DARKROAST on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10461 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:03:33 +0000 DARKROAST 10461@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ @bellaragazza: I think coffee mart wench's haikus were great! @ilive to decaf: "barista thoughts" profoundly touched me! Haha! Fat **** Manager Composing the Schedule Arms are flapping too. Time to do the Floors! Hm! What the HELL is that SMELL?! I don't know nor care! ilivetodecaf on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10447 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:52:06 +0000 ilivetodecaf 10447@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ "promo drinks always suck": expiration dates now only deserve a smile good bye pumpkin spice "i do what i want": sampling is great love to do it all day long have a biscotti! "the day that never ends": time creeping along standing at the bar time stops "not another drink!" "barista thoughts": decaf coffee served, you'd never know anyway, "get off your cell phone!" "ode to the oven": hot foods' always good the bane of my existence new warming oven bellaragazza on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10435 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:26:15 +0000 bellaragazza 10435@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ I'm not too sharp with Haikus, but give me a day I might produce a cool poem...well perhaps..you and who was it?? had some pretty good ones. DARKROAST on "Haikus" http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=848#post-10433 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:21:03 +0000 DARKROAST 10433@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ Gluttinous delight A cup smothered in carmel, Yay America! The cheese is burning, Like my nostrils; from This caustic oven cleaner.