http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/tags.php?tag=lulz I Hate Starbucks » Tag: lulz - Recent Posts en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 17:52:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/search.php http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62920 Sat, 05 May 2012 14:27:08 +0000 lavieboheme1619 62920@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>We sometimes give new names to drinks at my store. Since we're in the south, a lot of people prefer the BT to be a little extra sweet. We've decided to call that "Swamp water". For some reason there are a lot of people who order Nonfat, no water, no foam chai tea lattes. We started calling those Chai Zero.</p> <p>But I sometimes am in a REALLY good mood, so if that happens while I'm on register, I'll write cute little sayings on the cups like "Chai to have a good day!"</p> <p>But I wish I could draw better. I like the robot idea! </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62884 Sat, 05 May 2012 00:32:53 +0000 ScowlingSiren 62884@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>When I'm bored I grab a bunch of sleeves and draw mustaches and goatees on the sirens. Kind of dumb, but it amuses me! </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62860 Fri, 04 May 2012 16:46:53 +0000 splashofsoy 62860@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>i draw robots and then make the speech bubble the codes on the drink. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62849 Fri, 04 May 2012 14:53:55 +0000 Wynnyelle 62849@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I put smiley faces on the bottoms of cups, but nobody ever notices. :( </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62846 Fri, 04 May 2012 13:54:15 +0000 CaffeineShakes 62846@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I draw on the bottoms of the cups too. Sometimes I get bored and write out whole words instead of using the drink codes. There are a couple people I work with who get really thrown by it so it keeps me entertained. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62829 Fri, 04 May 2012 02:06:09 +0000 Like_extraextraextra_CR 62829@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>D.ick is a a common name (full first name is usually Richard) anyways, I write D.ick on them if the customers name is D.ick... Where I live it's fairly common. We have 2-3 usual D.icks a day... </p> <p>No pun intended whatsoever. I am not making this up at all.</p> <p>I also draw on the bottom of cups anything that comes to mind that won't get me into trouble </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62827 Fri, 04 May 2012 01:58:39 +0000 Unsweetened 62827@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I had a coworker who kept mishearing a drink I called out to her... she thought I said "hot potato". So after that, every once in awhile I'd slip a cup in her drink queue "hot potato". Extra sour cream. Chives. :) It would always catch her off guard.</p> <p>And on a particularly busy day... when I knew we weren't going to get breaks, I wrote on a cup "please kill me" and put it in queue for my supervisor on the bar. He gave it back to me and said he couldn't. I wrote more on it... "I beg you" and "XXXXH sanitizer 3 cleaning tablet 2 urnex latte" He put some sanitizer in the cup and put it back next to me. A few minutes later there's a break in the line and he just grabs the cup and chugs it!! (I was too distracted to notice he had replaced the sanitizer with water lol). Good times. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62817 Thu, 03 May 2012 23:21:39 +0000 BananaWalnut 62817@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>My SM always gets on me for not writing names on cups because he always wants to call people's drinks by name. I asked a guy for his name, twas 'D_ick'. I tried so hard not to laugh when my SM looked at the cup and said "Grande WM fo..." [didn't say his name] </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62814 Thu, 03 May 2012 21:49:29 +0000 coffeebeanisbetter 62814@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>i drew turkeys on all the cups on thanksgiving day. gobble gobble </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62808 Thu, 03 May 2012 20:32:13 +0000 SCSHC 62808@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>hahaaaa omg I used to draw peace signs or like faces on the bottoms of all the cups when I was bored and one time a lady called and was like I found a peace sign on the bottom of my cup did I win something?!!? </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6037#post-62806 Thu, 03 May 2012 20:27:48 +0000 Bar-Barian 62806@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Love to do this to break up the monotony. Could I be written up for it though? Like writing "lolwut" or "grilled cheese" in the drink box. As long as I hand it to the right person... </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49864 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 04:18:15 +0000 artfulscholar 49864@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Brah (may I call you "brah"?), if you're even still reading this thread, take it from a Sbux newbie: Visit the store at which you're seeking to get hired, meet with the SM (not a barista, not a shift, not the ASM; the SM), and explain to him/her why you want to work for Sbux. Prepare to reveal how much you know about the company, Howard Schultz, and talk about your children/personal life. If you humanize yourself with the SM, s/he will most likely give your application a second look. I wish you all the best. Also... solely because I think dreads are sexy... keep 'em. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49853 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:45:57 +0000 WhateverMilk 49853@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>^^^ that ^^^ In fact, I have neon pink hair, one of my SS has a mushroom tattoo on her wrist and two other have plugs :3 it must've been something else.</p> <p>P.S. I'm in rural country/island, with ignorant people that judge people on their looks, and even so, WE got hired. :D Take the job at the supermarket for the meanwhile, then work your way up to joining the nearby starbucks. if you become a regular(A NICE ONE D:&lt;), you have more chances on scooting into that particular store, since they probably know you better. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49852 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:40:46 +0000 not quite sirens eye 49852@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Heh. Heh. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49850 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:37:32 +0000 Randy G. 49850@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>While it can be inaccurate to judge someone based on posts in just one thread, if we take what nanagnome has written here, I would agree with you dirtychaigirl. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49848 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:33:32 +0000 Allison 49848@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I highly doubt it's the dreads. I've had shift supervisors with dreadlocks, they just tie them back when they are on the floor. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49846 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:13:46 +0000 not quite sirens eye 49846@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>^^^^^^ all of everything</p> <p>nanagnome, It's understandable if you don't want to cut your hair because of a lifestyle choice or personal belief system, and that is respectable. However if it is truly your hair that you believe holds you back from employment, you have the objective choice between the very important concern of your belief system and the very important concern of the mouths to feed. Those above simply made that decision for you, but if you chose one, don't complain about the consequences of the other. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49845 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:00:20 +0000 Randy G. 49845@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>nanagnome said: "...You probably bring it on yourself. "</p> <p>I suppose your spirituality does not include, "..judge not.." etc.<br /> Having your beliefs and attitudes accepted, or at least tolerated involves reciprocating. If you want respect, you have to give respect. It's earned, not deserved. </p> <p>You said that the grocery market wanted to hire you and that you have mouths to feed. Take the job. It's a job. You said you needed a job. They offered you a job. Take the job. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49844 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 01:37:05 +0000 pseudobucks 49844@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>"I have an attitude? You all are the losers that have nothing better to do than whine about your job. And, no, I will not sacrifice a life's commitment and spirituality just so I can indulge an ignorance. Really, think before you open your mouth."</p> <p>I'm sure your dreadlocks just ooze spirituality and enlightenment. And indulge in ignorance? By what, getting a haircut? So you can get a job and support those mouths you have to feed? Really, if you already realize that the only thing standing between you and a job is your hair, and you think your hair is more important, then there is nothing more to say. </p> <p>And we're losers that have nothing better to do than whine about our jobs? LOOOL at least we have jobs.<br /> But yeah I'm such a loser. But I guess I'm still better off than that sorry fvck who's here whining about NOT having a job. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49843 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:49:58 +0000 Unsweetened 49843@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I bring on the experiences I have mentioned here by expressing my disrespect for other lifestyles. Totally.</p> <p>They're like, "Hello miss, can I please, if it's not too much trouble, bother you for a soy latte? I would be greatly obliged!"</p> <p>And I'm like, "Soy?! Haven't you heard of dairy, you freak?!"</p> <p>Then they're like, "I said NO foam, EXTRA HOT... that's the VENTI size! And I said DECAF! Can you hurry?! My plane is BOARDING! Is THAT what you call NO FOAM?! Uh, remake that! And I'm kind of in a hurry here!!"</p> <p>:P </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49841 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:37:04 +0000 VentiDiabeetuz 49841@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>"I live in a relatively rural setting outside of a major metropolitan, and I can't get anyone to **** hire me! My theory is its because I have dreadlocks."</p> <p>"You all are the losers that have nothing better to do than whine about your job. And, no, I will not sacrifice a life's commitment and spirituality just so I can indulge an ignorance. Really, think before you open your mouth"</p> <p>"I'm not a jesus-lovin-tight-laced-racist-**** I can't see anywhere else that would hire me."</p> <p>I doubt the reason you are not being hired is because you have dreadlocks, but more along the lines that you're a whiny little b-word and probably ooze that condescending assumption that "every-one-is-mean-except-for-me-i'm-so-dam*-artsy-and-soulful" in your interviews :) </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49838 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 23:02:07 +0000 karmatose 49838@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Yes, yes, YES to everything that ToLoveAnArtist posted. I got hired because I followed-up with various store managers about my application <em>and</em> happened to have the right availability for one of them. Both are very important; you can't rely on just one or the other.</p> <p>nanagnome, clearly money isn't a big enough problem for you yet if you're still being so absurdly stubborn over something as trivial as your hair. I've had unnatural hair colors in the past, I love tattoos and piercings (although I personally don't have any), I believe in letting people believe what they want to believe and living how they want to live... but there comes a time when you have to compromise. This is how society works. You can obviously choose to live outside it (and I'd support your right to do so!), but then you have to accept that there are certain things you can't have when you make that choice. You have no freaking right to complain about being poor when you bring it upon yourself. LOL.</p> <p>You sound like one of those poor people who complain about being in massive credit card debt, yet as soon as their paycheck comes in, they go out and splurge on new clothes and shoes and the latest smartphone on the market... pathetic. Someday I hope you'll grow up. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49837 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:22:45 +0000 StraightRazor 49837@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I had dreadlocks for years. I clearly have no respect for lifestyles different than my own. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49835 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:07:48 +0000 nanagnome 49835@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Well, I'm sorry you all have no respective for lifestyles different than your own. It's no wonder you complain about how poor your work experience is. You probably bring it on yourself. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49834 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:48:49 +0000 StraightRazor 49834@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I counted 5 expletives in your topic-starting post. You definitely have an attitude. "I have mouths to feed." Dreads are totally more important than making money, right guys?</p> <p>Hey, lets be unemployed and complain about it but then refuse to cut something as simple as hair. Let's get a modicum of intelligence first, though. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49833 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:19:54 +0000 Unsweetened 49833@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>As an atheist, I am insulted by the expectation that I should be overly sensitive about hair, and further offended that you insinuate other beliefs/lack of beliefs as ignorance.</p> <p>Don't be a hypocrite. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49832 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:58:01 +0000 nanagnome 49832@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I have an attitude? You all are the losers that have nothing better to do than whine about your job. And, no, I will not sacrifice a life's commitment and spirituality just so I can indulge an ignorance. Really, think before you open your mouth. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49831 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:42:20 +0000 JumpingBean 49831@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Drop the attitude, nanagnome.</p> <p>You are acting like Garfield on a Monday. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49830 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:35:29 +0000 nanagnome 49830@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Nevermind everyone, thanks for none of your help. And also, thanks for insulting me. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=3913#post-49829 Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:31:36 +0000 eyeadapt 49829@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>^^^^^^<br /> Is having dreadlocks more important than the mouths you have to feed???? </p>