http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/tags.php?tag=starbuck-chapelle I Hate Starbucks » Tag: Starbuck Chapelle - Recent Posts en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 14:58:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/search.php http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6987#post-72522 Sat, 21 Jul 2012 22:11:32 +0000 EcoUnsure 72522@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>When my area lost power, we literally had a drive-thru line that wrapped around the store twice and continued halfway down the block. It was Hell. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70514 Sat, 07 Jul 2012 15:35:09 +0000 decafwarrior 70514@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>SbuxSkipper, Yeah I know! There's so much going around I wouldn't even shag your mom. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70345 Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:46:29 +0000 SbuxSkipper 70345@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>...and you've most likely contracted hepatitis b. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70342 Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:24:38 +0000 Dry Sharpie 70342@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Congratulations, she's pregnant. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70337 Fri, 06 Jul 2012 18:39:40 +0000 decafwarrior 70337@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>You guys have some great ideas! Thanks for the pointers! Lol the deed has been done, and it was a success! </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70332 Fri, 06 Jul 2012 12:41:47 +0000 noicewater 70332@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Is this a serious conversation...like we're actually entertaining this idea? o.O </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70268 Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:26:55 +0000 tripleristretto 70268@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I say there's nothing wrong with doing it on your 10 as long as you are -<br /> 1) Fast<br /> 2) Quiet (you said she's noisy, so this might be a minor setback)<br /> 3) Able to clean the bathroom BEFORE you "refresh." </p> <p>....but it really would be a lot safer to just wait until your 30 and then screw her in a car or something. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70080 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 12:27:32 +0000 Randy G. 70080@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I wouldn't even want to PEE in a starbuck's bathroom!</p> <p>Back in '71 I picked my then girlfriend (now wife) at her workplace at the end of the first half of her split shift. We drove her up into the foothills, and we did in in the back of a '69 VW Squareback, which had no curtains, at the foot of the hill under the Burbank, CA police firearm practice range. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70069 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 10:38:42 +0000 OrangeBlossom 70069@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I have had sex on the job - at other jobs and it is AWESOME!</p> <p>When I worked in a small shop in a tourist town on my summer break between college semesters, I locked up half an hour early a few times that season and did it with my boyfriend in the little changing stall. It was GLORIOUS! We were surrounded by silky curtains, sitting on a silver chair, a huge mirror, and a SPOTLIGHT on us! HAWT!!</p> <p>When I worked the night shift at a hotel, I was the only person on the front desk from 11pm to 7am. The back office connected to the front desk area. Once or twice my boyfriend showed up at about 3am and we straight up DID IT ON MY BOSSES DESK!!!! Thaaat wasn't as satisfying because I actually liked my boss, and there was the mild fear of a guest coming downstairs and interrupting us....but I mainly did it for the bragging rights.</p> <p>My long winded point? While doing it in your car on your 30 minute break is the safest, there is nothing more exhilarating than doing it at work! Even if the 'refreshment' is not that great, the fact you pulled it off makes it seem like the best you ever had!</p> <p>;-) </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-70014 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:39:21 +0000 Dry Sharpie 70014@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I deal with homeless bums taking showers using the toilet/sink in our restroom. Clubbing sluts go in 10 at a time to snort coke and "freshen up" in there without a mirror. I've had to scrape liquid sht off of the walls and floors. People pee straight onto the floor and toilet seats like they have no bladder control. Half the time I enter our restroom, the stench is overpowering.<br /> You damn right I have a problem with the notion of having sex in a Starbucks restroom.</p> <p>RIP air freshener, the little whirring fan that could. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69976 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:25:44 +0000 Human Soul Frappucino 69976@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Hold her against the front door, so customers can't come in. Your coworkers will love you for that. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69965 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:59:19 +0000 doublecupped 69965@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Parking lot. I don't want to have to think of these things when I'm scrubbing the bathrooms on my pre-close, especially when there are better places do it...(literally and figuratively).</p> <p>Also: You lucky duck. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69963 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:55:22 +0000 thinkdeep 69963@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>@Dry Sharpie: </p> <p>"2. people pee and poo in there. gross."</p> <p>Umm, if that bothers you, does the proximity of your fun bits also bother you?</p> <p>1 &amp; 3 are valid responses. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=4840#post-69935 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 06:31:26 +0000 StarbuckChapelle 69935@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>This might sound gross, buuuuut...</p> <p>Try a tall coffee frappuccino with 1 pump FR and heavy cream AND a pack of cream cheese blended in it. Don't knock it 'till you try it.</p> <p>Tell me that's not amazing. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6923#post-69934 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 06:24:57 +0000 StarbuckChapelle 69934@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Most stores are pretty cool and let you listen to music while you close (or if you're just doing dishes). My advice to the people who haven't done it is this: just try it. Worst case scenario is you get a slap on the wrist and told not to do it again. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6987#post-69933 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 06:20:31 +0000 StarbuckChapelle 69933@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I actually helped close a store in the middle of the day because we lost power. The manager had me mark out all the pastries in the dark.</p> <p>The bright side? I was so hungry ;) </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69932 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 06:14:29 +0000 StarbuckChapelle 69932@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Haven't you ever heard of a "dirty thirty"? They're the BEST! </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6923#post-69931 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 06:09:42 +0000 crustylatte 69931@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Depends on if our 'cool' SS is working, but it's usually some Best Coast, Chairlift, and Feist. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69930 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 05:57:43 +0000 Dry Sharpie 69930@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>1. gross.<br /> 2. people pee and poo in there. gross.<br /> 3. you could get fired. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6923#post-69927 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 04:40:24 +0000 ryuness 69927@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>@stagworks - Right on! I adore 'Love Me Dead.'</p> <p>My sing-alongs of choice at the moment are Nightmare Before Christmas - Jack's Lament and Patrick Wolf - Hard Times.</p> <p>"Give me hard times - I'll work harder, harder.<br /> ...This battle will be won!" </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69925 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 04:29:08 +0000 ryuness 69925@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Wait 'til your thirty. </p> <p>That's how long it took those two females to get out of our bathroom that one time... </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69905 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 03:31:38 +0000 thinkdeep 69905@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>The parking lot is fair game. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69890 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 00:48:25 +0000 espressojunkie 69890@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>You have an awesome girlfriend, I'll give you that, but idk if I'd use SBUX bathrooms for sexual purposes... ew </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69887 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 00:30:12 +0000 lionheartedgirl 69887@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Seems unsanitary. Do either of you have a car you can "refresh" in instead? </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=7040#post-69886 Tue, 03 Jul 2012 00:27:47 +0000 decafwarrior 69886@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>So my girlfriend and I were talking on the phone about how Starbucks resembles a prison like ideology, and she brought up the idea of conjugal visits. Now here's the question, if I were to take a 10, could I meet her up in the restroom for a little "rest and relaxation?" OR would I have to wait to take my 30, seeing as how I'm technically not on the clock. She tends to make quite some noise, so would there be any consequence of getting in trouble, loosing my job or anything? It's just that I've been working so long, and I haven't had anytime with my old lady. The only thing I can think of that would be a problem is the echoey-ness of the restroom. I need to get some of the REAL "refreshers". </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=4840#post-69870 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 21:04:04 +0000 drbart 69870@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I too was interested in trying a latte with 100% cream (heavy or otherwise). Couldn't get it anywhere, so I made one .. and I was shocked to discover how awful it tasted.</p> <p>Especially amazing given how wonderful cream tastes in regular coffee.</p> <p>I think you're just seeing people who want to have a low-carb beverage but simply don't know. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6923#post-69838 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 14:40:27 +0000 doublecupped 69838@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>No music allowed at my store either. I like listening to Robyn/The Drums/Rolling Stones when I do the dishes/clean at home though. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6987#post-69751 Sun, 01 Jul 2012 21:38:51 +0000 Dry Sharpie 69751@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>For those of you who are in the storm-affected regions, my heart goes out to all of you.</p> <p>You will most likely be receiving catastrophe pay if the storms and/or power outages forced your stores to close and you were scheduled to work that day. Please double-check with your shift supervisors or store managers.</p> <p>Communications Hotline for Emergency info (800)923-BEAN </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6987#post-69711 Sun, 01 Jul 2012 12:21:05 +0000 Unsweetened 69711@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>What's funny is that sounds like a pretty typical day. :/ </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=6987#post-69707 Sun, 01 Jul 2012 10:55:55 +0000 ryuness 69707@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>How do people even find out that certain stores are open during an outage, when several are out? Do they just drive around for 30min until they find one? 'cause I bet all y'all ain't even about to pick up that phone. </p>