http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006 I Hate Starbucks » Topic: When people order awful drinks and think they're great. en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 18:28:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/search.php http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006&page=2#post-25073 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 17:27:21 +0000 Señor Cardgage 25073@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I have fans! I want to say I spelled 'cacophony' like that as a pun, but I'm nowhere near that clever. So, escarton me, even I need a spellchecker every so often. haha.</p> <p>I &lt;3 you guys too. THIIIIIS MUCH!!1one </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-25067 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 14:46:36 +0000 jellyfish 25067@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>God, iced cappuccinos are the WORST. They're a pain in the **** to make. It's like they can't decide whether they want something hot or cold and just decide on both. One of my coworkers was trying to sell me on them saying the "sweetness" that the "foam" creates gets mixed with the cold milk and is "so delicious!" and made me one. It was gross. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-25061 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 18:52:10 +0000 PukePlaceRoast 25061@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>^I strongly agree, dolly my dear. I rarely post, but I've been reading this site for a while, and he's gotta be the funniest(and nerdiest, and most web-savvy) guy here. Always makes me smile, if not LOL. I just hate it when he stands behind me in line loudly eating melty candy bars.</p> <p>Where is the official senorcardgage thread? I'd start it now, but I've gotta go feed the hungry hungry hippo's their hot chocolates. </p> <p>Becca always gets me laughing too, wish she'd post more. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-25060 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 13:12:47 +0000 dolly 25060@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I pretty much just heart everything about senorcardgage. :3 </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-25055 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 02:36:43 +0000 PukePlaceRoast 25055@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>senorcardgage, hulking props for use of the word "cacophony"(I'll forgive the inaccurate spelling). God, I heart that word. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-25018 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 23:52:05 +0000 lightningscar 25018@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>at my store we automatically mix the eggnog with nonfat milk in a pitcher and use that all day long. weird to now other stores don't do that? I've been told that it's because pure egg nog clogs the steam wands. and yeah today I had a lady say she wanted an egg nog latte with half the flavor and i'm like "huh?" </p> <p>oh and whoever mentioned SOY eggnog.... dumbest **** ever. the lady seemed to be shocked when I told her it would still contain dairy. I don't think people realize what eggnog is. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-25016 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 22:09:32 +0000 Decaf4U 25016@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>A few days ago, someone ordered a dirty chai with hazelnut. Nastiest smelling drink ever. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-25003 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:48:46 +0000 Señor Cardgage 25003@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Those unborn chickens are heroes. They sacrificed themselves so the fatty blocking everyone else from getting to the hand-off plane gets splashed and deafened when I start steaming someone's hotnog. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24930 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 20:46:43 +0000 dolly 24930@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I hate the sound of eggnog steaming D: It makes me want to cry for all the unborn chickens the fat lardbutt I'm making it for is about to drink (with whip on top, of course). </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24918 Tue, 30 Nov 2010 14:44:59 +0000 Señor Cardgage 24918@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Yeh, most people don't realize the eggnog is actual eggnog and that's funny to me as well. I like to watch the winces on a family's faces when, after they order four some odd venti eggnog lattes, I have to steam each pitcher one-by-one. That's about the only time I'll do the BR2, because it fills the cafe with a cacaphony and embarasses the weiner who ordered something so gross. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24886 Mon, 29 Nov 2010 02:19:26 +0000 SBUXStoleMySoul 24886@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>We don't even make nonfat eggnog in my store anymore. Everyone gets the 2% eggnog mix because nonfat eggnog is just asinine. However, it does amuse me when someone orders a nonfat eggnog latte with half the pumps of syrup haha. I love the shocked look on their face when I explain to them that it's real eggnog. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24885 Mon, 29 Nov 2010 02:14:45 +0000 12345678 24885@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>does anyone actually look at which eggnog they are using? I never do, i figure N and % eggnog taste exactly the same so i just steam whatever is handy and customers can not tell the difference. The worst is when people order soy nog, we just tell them no. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24881 Mon, 29 Nov 2010 01:40:30 +0000 SBUXStoleMySoul 24881@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Some woman ordered a nonfat eggnog latte with whipped cream today...really? </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24868 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:36:53 +0000 honestly 24868@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I also LOVE when people ask for their eggnog lattes extra hot and I hand them a cup full of scrambled eggs. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24867 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:35:25 +0000 honestly 24867@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Which reminds me - eggnog lattes with mocha, BARFATHON. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24865 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:30:07 +0000 Señor Cardgage 24865@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Immediate decaf, just like anyone who orders an eggnog latte or anything blended with a shot either in or affogato. Them's the brakes. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24863 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 16:20:05 +0000 honestly 24863@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>First, the term "dirty" chai is just awful and I hate when people order them because they're usually two octaves louder to let everyone in line behind them know they're "sophisticated" when really they just sound trashy. Then when I ask them to clarify for me what exactly the want in their chai (I've given up telling them we've already swept the floor, there is no joking with these tools) they start huffing and puffing, shaking their head to everyone around them before telling me, "duh, don't you know how to do your job? It's a chai with an add shot (or 2 add shots or 1 pump of mocha or a splash of black coffee...)" </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24861 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 06:52:52 +0000 caramelhell 24861@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>@perfectionist</p> <p>that's actually what I drink every shift.....except with ice like a normal person. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24860 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 03:28:09 +0000 bear-ista 24860@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Had someone order a iced venti 14 pump nonfat no ice chia today...gross </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24857 Sun, 28 Nov 2010 00:41:39 +0000 Perfectionist 24857@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I got another one today:</p> <p>Tall, half green tea half apple juice, with rasberry syrup and no ice. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24845 Sat, 27 Nov 2010 02:12:19 +0000 EspressoSlinger 24845@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>YOU ARE NOT GETTING INTO MY PANTS BECAUSE YOU ORDERED A DIRTY CHAI SORRY SIR </p> <p>XD I think i **** my pants laughing. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24829 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 20:09:36 +0000 bootsonbarelegs 24829@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Peppermint soy latte. Enough said. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24823 Fri, 26 Nov 2010 14:41:52 +0000 dolly 24823@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>UGH this MAN yesterday. Pah. (I'm still all ruffled up by this, I suppose.)</p> <p>So he orders an iced tall dirty chai, which I am not a fan of but I know some people like. Then he has the nerve to saunter over to the hand-off counter, lean his dirty nasty hairy man arm on it, and lecherously say, "So this is some kind of SPECIAL drink, isn't it? Heh-heh." </p> <p>WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE<br /> YOU ARE NOT GETTING INTO MY PANTS BECAUSE YOU ORDERED A DIRTY CHAI SORRY SIR </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24802 Thu, 25 Nov 2010 11:05:50 +0000 Señor Cardgage 24802@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I normally can't stand anise, but for whatevar reason it's a bit tasty. I also like Earl Grey. Awake tastes like hot garbage with an aftertaste of weiner, though. In fact, most of our drinks taste like burning trash with a subtle, yet smooth, underflavor of dong. It's sad that we have to be creative and improvise just to make it taste acceptable.</p> <p>Oh, and, they're paying for the 'experience,' since I sure as **** haven't seen a decent raise since 2008. I suppose the 'experience' can be summed up as 'beleageur the help because YOU ARE ENTITLED TO IT. USA! USA!' </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24800 Thu, 25 Nov 2010 05:00:12 +0000 OneWingedAngel 24800@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I love Stash brand Chai bags. Our full leaf chai's licorice is overpowering and I'm not a huge fan. (Although I still like it) I also really like strawberry with tea. You just have to add raspberry as well, and shake it up hardcore and it's rad.</p> <p>I can't stand when people order luke warm drinks. And what is also annoying is when I don't hand them a sleeve because: let's face it, it's dumb-tarded. They then grab one as if their drink is hot or something.</p> <p>Too many customers order crap that doesn't taste good. And they over pay for it as well. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24782 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:55:50 +0000 Señor Cardgage 24782@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I have to chime in with the fact that I got a tin of full leaf Tazo Chai for my markout the other week, and have concluded that it is by far not nearly as revolting as the chai syrup. It's actually pretty good.</p> <p>And doesn't smell like yeasty, fermenting Miller Lite spilled behind a college dorm dresser. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24780 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 10:42:17 +0000 becca001 24780@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>Dirty Chais are boss. Sorry, but it's the truth! </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24774 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 04:31:38 +0000 12345678 24774@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I had one women come in and order a soy chai w/ mocha. She was like it's so good you have to try it... well I made Tue mistake of trying it and needless to say it tasted like bitter butthole. I don't know how people can drink that garbage. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24772 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 02:29:29 +0000 SBUXStoleMySoul 24772@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>I just hate when customers come in and make up BS drinks and then insist that we try them period! Sorry, but the last thing I really want to drink is an Iced Green Tea with No Water and Strawberry sauce. Sounds disgusting...but of course I have to smile and tell them that I'm definitely going to try that one! Kill me. </p> http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/topic.php?id=2006#post-24722 Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:37:26 +0000 EspressoSlinger 24722@http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/bb/ <p>My coworkers make iced coffee drinks for themselves and put them on the "Partner Drinks Only" tray in the back, and then don't drink out of them again until an hour or two later when they hace time. Watered down room temp coffee? Ewwwww... </p>