I mean no offense to any Europeans, I'm European myself, but I hate it when straight up Europeans come in and order drinks. They have absolutely no clue what it is that they're getting, they look at you like they're lost and that you just woke them up out of a coma and brought them to the store, and the thick accents just make it a hell of a lot worse.
Earlier this week, I had a lady and her husband come in. Real European, wide pointing outward ears, big nose. They stared at the menu for about 2 minutes while I was busy washing some pitchers, so I knew this was going to be trouble. I turn around and the guy goes first.
Him - Yeah uh... Let me get a ... Mocha... Mocha... Mocha... *Inaudible* Chino.
Me - A mocha CAPPuccino?
Him - Uh... Yes.
Me - Okay, what size?
Him - Uh, largest.
I felt something was off, but I rang it up. Hell, I got a confirmation that it was indeed a cappuccino. I even enunciated "CAPPuccino." Then his wife orders. She's a low talker by the way.
Her - A latte. *Mumbles something.*
Me - A regular latte?
Her - Caramel latte? No, just latte.
Me - What? Okay. So just a latte. What kind of milk?
Her - Can I have no milk?
At this point I just stared in disbelief. No milk? What the **** kind of latte would that be? I thought she was joking at first, but when I looked up she had a super serious face.
Me - No. We have 2%, skim, whole, and soy. Soy is extra.
Her - Uh... what is regular?
Me - 2% is the default.
And then a long awkward silence, with her just staring at me for like 10 seconds. In my head I was like 'Do you know where you are?'
Her - ...Okay, yah.
Then I go about making the drink, of course giving them decaf shots. So I present the drinks, and take the next customer. While I make their drinks, the guy comes back and says he wanted a Mocha FRAPPuccino, this time heavily annunciating. You couldn't have done that before ****? So I told him.
Me - I asked you before if it was a Cappuccino and you said yes.
Him - No no no, it was Frappuccino.
SO, I remade the damn drink. This literally happens 2 - 3 times a day at my store.