I hate it when people order an orange MAN GO smoothie (rhymes with bango).
I hate it when people slam down empty carafes on the hand off plane while I'm on bar and leave them out of my grasp.
I hate it when customers yell, "There's no nonfat milk out at the condiment bar!" and I grab some to put out there and I realize that the customer was too stupid to see that there was a nonfat carafe on the other side of the condiment bar.
I hate it when people argue with you about the sizes. "I'll have a medium coffee..." "alright, grande pike" "No! I said medium!!!" "That is medium, sir." "I just want a medium not a grande!"
I hate extra caramel extra whipped cream anything... but "oh make sure it's nonfat please" DIE!!!
"I'd like a grande blah blah blah blah" and they see me writing on a GRANDE CUP and at the end of the sentence, "OH but in a Venti cup." **** YOU!!!
I hate it when people rudely ask for a MIDDLE PIECE of the marble loaf. NO **** YOU.
I hate it when I call off a sandwich LOUD AND CLEAR and someone who ordered a sausage egg and cheese takes a bacon artisan. srsly?
I hate it when people order a bar drink and then take one of the brewed coffees between the registers. you really think your drink is that instant?