I would go, and start dancing like a freak with every drink order...then I would 'mistakenly' throw/spills drinks at customers....and list can go on and on. Overall goal: MUST BURN EVERYTHING!!!! hahaha
If you were told tommorow was your last shift...
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i would use heavy whipping cream every nonfat/skinny drink. we have so many leathery trophy wives and old, fat millionaires for customers. lol if you're so high class why don't you go to a real coffee shop?
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if i was fired i would leave diva style. its the only way to go.
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@coffeebeanisbetter: what do you mean by diva style? order a Venti 2/3caf 5shot nonfat no foam 180-degree skinny vanilla dirty chai on your way out? :P
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hahaha howardroark we have a partner who totally gets that drink in my store and we call it a diva chai. love him though.
Posted 1 year ago # -
cry, i guess. i need the job & i like it, mostly.
i don't know, i like the people i work with, so i wouldn't want to screw them over. but if i didn't?
free beverages/pastries for every nice customer, & rudeness for the rude customers. tell them exactly what i'm thinking. "actually, i'm just gonna stop you right there & clarify: i really don't need you to repeat your entire order slowly & in a condescending tone! yeah, i actually just asked you to clarify one thing, not the whole order you awful ****!" with enthusiasm & a big smile.
also i'd keep my septum piercing out.
****, **** foam on every no-foam beverage, whole milk/breve for every ~SKINNY~ chai, whole milk in the nonfat caraffes, whipped creams in every flavour, a good squeeze of steam wand cleaner in every nightmare beverage, switch the new pastries for the old pastries in the donatio bin, touch every food item after picking up mats, & a box of whip chargers in the oven when i go. adios, ****!Posted 1 year ago # -
Oh.My.Gosh. This thread <3
I would tell my SM off, she is the most imcompetent person I have ever seen with such authority. AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HER TO GET FIRED. she even got in trouble for asking a barista to put her own money in a till when it was off....yeah.Posted 1 year ago # -
This guy I know showed me a video on how he quit his job..and it goes like this:
He stands up on the counter at Arby's(where he worked) holding a broom and shouts "THIS..IS...ARRRBYYYYSSS!!!" While slamming the handle of the broom down with each syllable. He throws the broom on the floor, rips off his shirt, jumps off of the counter, kicks down a couple of chairs and storms out of the restaurant screaming "I QUIT BITCHESSSSSSS!!!!"I would do that. But with Starbucks..and not take my shirt off since I'm a girl...maybe my apron and start lassoing it above my head.
And I'd take all the pastries.Posted 1 year ago # -
I'd probably tell the homeless guy who keeps coming in for free hot and cold water/ice that maybe he should say thank you or stop coming in. Or ".50 per cup."
I'd tell the tired old biddie who always orders a skinny white chocolate mocha, no foam, sugar and fat free whip, etc... that her drink doesn't exist and I'm pretty sure that depending on the "partner" she's getting different things because of that.
I'd tell this guy who comes in for free drinks from one of of my co-workers to "COME OVER HERE AND PAY!" And then charge him for the other few free drinks he's gotten and then inform him he doesn't have a shot in h*** with her.
Other than that, business as usual.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I'd get really, really, really, belligerently drunk. And randomly break out into tears of joy while helping customers, while repeating "It's over...finally, this nightmare is finally over!!!"
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