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1. blackwhitegrass
   

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   1.) Frappuccinos and SB food is making you obese, not your genes! There are hundreds of empty calories that you are consuming everyday, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day. Don't people realize how disgusting this is? Imagine what your insides look like. You are what you consume!

   2.) Customers turn into 2 year old brats once they enter starbucks. They are treated like gods because we are forced to meet your every ridiculously meticulous need.

   3.) It costs starbucks $2.50 for 1 pound of coffe, and they charge customers $12.00 for that same pound. DO THE MATH YOU IDIOTS

   4.) It's all an illusion, you stupid cusomers!!! It's advertising imbedded into your brain that makes you want to flaunt that stupid iced mocha to all your yuppie friends.

   5.) A shot of espresso does not have that much caffeine. Yet you moron customers spend 70 cents for extra shots. It makes no sense. I think the shots of espresso are actually making people a lot stupider.

   HAS THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE?
   6.) Okay, today I was cleaning the bathrooms and i blocked off the bathroom area. FIVE IDIOT CUSTOMERS moved the barrier while I was cleaning the bathrooms and used the opposite one that I was cleaning. I could not believe what had happened. Do you think i want to be in the room immediately after you pee or Sh!t. Seriously, is there no humanity left in these people. HOw lewd and shamless can you be!? . I don't care if you're nice, I see how these customers treat us and I sincerely hate every single customer. This is the most indecent thing you could do to someone it's so demeaning. I have nothing admirable to say about this company. From this point on I don't care about my review I am going to not give a sh!t at work.
   Like It's so important to get that 25 cent raise!? Oh i'm shaking in my boots!!!
   Idon't care how your drink turns out, I don't care if I am not performing my duties, I don't care anymore. Oh yeah, I'm never cleaning the bathroom. I will just take the tools back there, wait ten minutes, then clock off.

   7.) And I'm decafing EVERYONE. Especially the shifts who sit in the back on their fat a$ses while I ring up 4 customers and make all 4 of their drinks!?? It's not right to work alone like that, but they suck up to the manager and are able to get away with it. They're all disgusting

   Posted 2 years ago #

2. BaristaDude
   

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   I agree 100%. I was talking about this last night to a non-SBUX slave. I will no longer give a damn about how anything looks or turns out.

   The nice customers who do not give anyone a headache should really look into how badly this whole company is run.

   Posted 2 years ago #

3. toffeecoffee
   

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   I stopped caring a looooooooong time ago

   Posted 2 years ago #

4. pap3rf1sh
   

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   numbers 2, 4, and 5 I say ALL THE TIME and NOBODY listens to me!!!

   I've said it before and I'll repeat it: EVERY single person who buys starbucks coffee is a MORON. no exceptions. I don't care how many degrees you have! if you buy starbucks coffee, you clearly are just another mindless consumer. the coffee flat out SUCKS. you're paying WAY too much for stuff you could get at any local coffee shop!

   the coffee beans aren't high quality. the milk isn't organic like some people seem to think. the syrups are practically poison to your body.

   if you come to starbucks for the "customer service" aka watching slavebucks workers meet your ridiculous demands, then not only are you dumb, but you're an assh*le!

   to anyone who goes to starbucks regularly, here's a hint: try a local coffee shop!

   1. there won't be a line out the door
   2. it'll taste better because the owner probably won't be trying to cut costs on every single thing.
   3. the milk might be organic and the coffee might be fair trade and it'll probably cost about the same!
   4. you'll be single-handedly supporting a thankful family instead of fattening the wallets of a bunch of rich pricks who don't even know you EXIST.
   5. you might turn into a decent human being once you realize that you don't have to throw a temper tantrum like a **** 3 year old to get exactly what you want (this is a stretch for SOME of the starbucks customers but hey I'm trying to be positive!)

   starbucks customers won't go to a macdonalds for their burger. chances are they'll go out to a real restaurant so really why is coffee different? think about it!

   Posted 2 years ago #

5. pap3rf1sh
   

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   oh yeah and one more thing, the vivannos...excuse me..."smoothies"...you can make at home! I don't know a lot of people who have an espresso machine at home so I can understand wanting to go out for a latte, but EVERYONE has a blender. WHY WHY WHY would you pay over FOUR dollars for a smoothie that doesn't even taste good?

   and the frappuccinos? don't even get me started..those are just garbage.

   okay I'm done!

   Posted 2 years ago #

6. dragonfly123
   

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   You guys are so right! Why overpay for something that is sub-mediocre? Why not support your community? Why go to a freaking chain that is abusive towards its employees (as opposed to indie places where employees are treated like family)? It's all so very baffling. The fact that so many morons would want to start their day by standing in a huge line out the door and overpaying for fattening, $hitty drinks/food is something that I cannot even begin to understand.

   Posted 2 years ago #

7. caramelhell
   

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   #7.....oh how i wish everyone at my store would read #7 so i can tell them that's exactly what they do.

   My solution?
   i make drinks very slow. why should i bust out drinks while you stand around picking your butt? oh theres a line now? then come do something. better yet, someone may complain and it's not my problem.

   Posted 2 years ago #

8. coffeesoldier
   

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   I go very slow when customers rush me, I begin to act like I don't know what I'm doing, act like I can't hear them, act flustered, start dropping things and then finish their drinks.

   Posted 2 years ago #

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