http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38629517/?gt1=43001
Step 1: Call passenger a 12 letter epithet beginning with M over the speaker.
Step 2: Open emergency door, and deploy emergency slide.
Step 3: Slide out and walk to your car.
This guy knows how to quit his job. How could quitting at Starbucks be just as epic? Any ideas?