"I want a tall white mocha"
"That's hot, right?"
"NOOOOO!!!! I want it in a frappuccino!!!!"
(it's raining outside, but somehow I am just supposed to know this)
"My friend wants a white mocha but she is pregnant, can you make it without caffeine?"
"Decaf or caffeine free?"
"No, not decaf. Without the shots."
"Oh sure, we can make a white mocha hot chocolate."
"No, not a white hot chocolate. She wants a white mocha but without the shots!!!"
(Well if you insist on paying for a white mocha, who am I to stop you?)
"I want a sausage and cheese breakfast sandwich."
"Sausage breakfast sandwich coming up."
"NOOO!! The sausage and cheese!!!"
"Okay." (Return from putting it in the oven.)
"And my boyfriend wants one too, so make it two."
(FU I hope you choke on the cheese!"