Dear Sir,
You are a **** of utmost pretension and I do not like you.
It's hard to believe, but after six months working at a fast food coffee shop, I am aware that it's important to get more tall lids when the slot for tall lids has no lids in it.
I am also aware that cleaning the oven means lifting the rack. Thank you though for taking such an interest.
You annoying, piece of poop.
I hate you.