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1. Nolatteforyou
   

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   And a four minute conversation with a woman at the bar drop off regarding whether or not the two drinks I placed were her's.

   It was very confusing..see, apparently, I'm a jerkwad because I put her order (grande hc) next to a tall hc.

   "Is this my drink? I only ordered one drink! Why are they're two drinks in my order? There are two drinks in my order? What did I order?"

   I had to bite my tongue, chew my cheek, and swallow my vomit to prevent my hatred from pouring forth.

   Well...ma'm.... maybe somebody else ordered the other drink.

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2. Unsweetened
   

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   I hate those people. Use your brain! Did you ORDER it? NO? Then it's NOT YOURS! GTFO!

   I've had people actually grab the other drink they didn't order, and be like, "Oh... it's not mine?? Well, you set it down... I thought it was for me..." At what point did your brain fall out of your *ss and you became incapable of thinking? Why is this so difficult?

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3. Dry Sharpie
   

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   hey, grande and tall cups are about the same size. I sometimes grab the wrong drink if it looks better than what I ordered.

   lolol no but seriously I hate customers.

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4. decafgrande
   

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   I sometimes grab the wrong drink if it looks better than what I ordered.

   Especially if I ordered a hot latte and decide that I want that frappuccino you just handed off instead.

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5. GaveYouDecaf
   

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   ^ Hahahaha! Oh Alejandra, you get plus 200 internets!

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6. Dry Sharpie
   

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   I get worried that I'd have to ask if they wanted a cappucino or a FRAPPucino.

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7. starfire_espresso
   

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   I see your "is this mine?" and raise you, "is this ready?" No, ****. I called your stupid name, called out your stupid drink, and set the cup down with a sleeve and a lid because I still need to steam the milk.

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8. Dry Sharpie
   

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   @starfire_espresso: I'm sorry but your "is this ready?" cannot beat my "is this coffee?"

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9. karmatose
   

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   Lol. I remember last holiday season, we had three consecutive customers each order a tall hot chocolate.

   I steamed one pitcher of milk for all of them (because **** BRR when there's a massive line of p1ssy customers, that's why), so I put them all on the counter and called, "Three tall hot chocolates!"

   Everyone was SO CONFUSED. "What?" "Huh?" "I only ordered one!" So I set them all a little farther apart from each other and yelled, "OKAY. ONE TALL HOT CHOCOLATE, ONE TALL HOT CHOCOLATE, AND ONE TALL HOT CHOCOLATE. THANK YOU, ENJOY YOUR DAY."

   That seemed to clear things up.

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10. TrentaH2O
    

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    It's kind of easy to get drinks mixed up, but it truly makes my day when people don't know their own name. Especially when the one I called is CLEARLY the wrong gender.

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11. starfire_espresso
    

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    @Dry Sharpie: You win. WHY, GOD? WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB.

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12. Dry Sharpie
    

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    It gets worse.

    Customer: [looks at me] "Do you work here?"
    Dry Sharpie [looks down at apron] "God I hope not."

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13. Señor Cardgage
    

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    I bet you really said that, too. I would'a.

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14. Quackers
    

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    I hate it when I call names, and the person is clearly there but won't pick it up. Like they're deaf or something, idk.

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15. lobbyslide
    

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    One of the partners at my store will, if it's not busy, call drinks twice and if he gets no response, he dumps them. Then the derpderp has to wait for it to be remade when they waddle back over.

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16. Allison
    

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    The worst is when people get solos or doppios and then don't come back for them until minutes later? they've essentially just given themselves dead shots. if it isn't busy, I will remake it. but if I have other drinks, then tough luck.

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17. FUsbux
    

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    This just proves my theory that most all sbux customers are IDIOTS. i used to hate when someone would take the drink with the wrong name even though it was the exact same as what they ordered and want it re made because its not their name. Really?? Oh and I also think free ice water should DIE unless you order something.

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18. Dry Sharpie
    

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    @lobbyslide: Pretty harsh. Sometimes I call out drinks twice, and someone will be walking over from a table on the other side of the store.

    @dirtychaigirl: I feel the same. Although solos/doppios customers have come to expect their espressos much quicker than the 20 frappucinos and iced coffees in line, they will usually wait vigilantly at the hand-off.

    @FUsbux: We shouldn't even give out iced water. Period.

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19. lobbyslide
    

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    @Dry Sharpie- That partner is kind of a d-bag, so yeah... A little harsh.

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