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1. GaveYouDecaf
   

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   First off, why would you think that I have memorized the caloric content of our food? In case YOU decided to walk in here and ask? Sorry love, I don't get paid enough to care that much.

   Secondly, if you are counting calories, the marshmallow bar is not exactly what you should be eyeing. Perhaps an over-priced fruit cup?

   Where do there people come from??? Instead of starving yourselves, join a gym! Then perhaps the food will allow your brain to function properly! Am I the only who gets these people trying not to get too many calories and want YOU to be their nutrition guide? If you're so worried about your nutrition, what are you doing at Starbucks?!

   Posted 1 year ago #

2. BedMonkey
   

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   I saw a comparisson not long ago between a SBUX lunch and a McDonalds lunch, guess which was more unhealthy! I love when people go crazy about skinny milk as if its actually going to make them skinny, no it just wont make u AS fat! "Skinny, it is skinny right?!?!?!" Yes your venti skinny caramel latte with whipped cream is skinny you stupid bint but its far too late for you anyway.

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3. GaveYouDecaf
   

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   It's like I got the entire diet squad in my store today. Each one was dumber then the last. As if someone gave them a map on how to get to some healthy restaurant and only the smart ones figured out how to read it. The rest of them ended up at my store! Like the lady who came in for a fruit salad, but would settle for a tossed salad (you do know you're at sbux, right?), and upon finding out all we had was a fruit cup, settled for the lemon loaf. Umm, I hope you know you are going to need to run over 6 miles to burn that off. Good luck with your fitness goals.

   Posted 1 year ago #

4. decafgrande
   

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   I had a guy ask how many calories were in his soy no WC PSL. I'm like...check the menu, but sure enough, it's not up there. So I have no idea. And he kept asking me. So I asked my buddy and I think she just made up some number. XD

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5. 12345678
   

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   ^lol, I would have just said "a lot"

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6. Sugarwater
   

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   I tell them to check the website. And I also can't sleep from drinking too much brewed coffee. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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7. NoKittyNo
   

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   I would of said something non-confrontational, but insinuating that it's going to make them fat.

   "How many calories? oh" Waves hand dismissively, fake smile. "You don't need to worry about that," cheshire grin adding, "You work out regularly, just think of it as an hour and a half run or so" BAM, YEAH THAT'S HOW MANY CALORIES.

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8. IloveSBUX
   

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   I used to tell them "None!" The marshmallow bars are mostly air...and a little rice...how can air and rice be bad for you? In fact, the marshmallow bars are GOOD for you!"

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9. Señor Cardgage
   

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   I always cringe a little when I have to explain to people that our soymilk is actually worse, everything wise, than whole milk. It's like telling a kid Santa doesn't exist.

   ..and then come the 'WELL DON'T YOU HAVE ANY LIGHT SOY OPTIONS I WANT TO TALK TO THE MANAGER THIS IS AN OUTRAGE' bloodcurdling howls.

   And I just stand there, mentally checked out and saying 'nonfat milk?'

   Posted 1 year ago #

10. Dry Sharpie
    

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    Attention stupid customer: If you were smart enough to read the words "Marshmallow Dream Bar" on the label, you should have noticed the words "Cal: 210" on the same line. I guess you weren't so smart after all.

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11. shumway
    

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    the best is when they confuse calories for the price. derp derp derp.

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12. Dry Sharpie
    

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    In that case, we should increase the calorie count to 600. Enjoy your expensive heart attack.

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13. lobbyslide
    

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    I loooooooooooooooove when people try and order the 'healthy' pastry and fail miserably.

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14. GaveYouDecaf
    

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    ^ Lol, like the cheese bagel? Which is the healthy option that has as many calories as a Big Mac.

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15. lobbyslide
    

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    Hahahahaha, EXACTLY. Mmmmm, slather some cream cheese onto that 400 calories of empty carbs. Soo healthful.

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16. sassy_at_your_service
    

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    @GaveYouDecaf: What is with people that order a tall light caramel frappucino with sf caramel and caramel drizzle?! That totally defeats the purpose of the sf caramel!?? I sware these people come in cuz they have nothing better to do than sit at the bux for 5 hours.

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17. GaveYouDecaf
    

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    ^ Word!

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18. spoodle
    

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    ^ To ya motha'!
    Yes, that was completely necessary.

    I love when people order nonfat mochas in a bigger sized cup with xWC enjoy that whip cream you hypocritical fxcker no the non-fat does not compensate for the whip, diabetes is right around the corner! Oh well.. one less customer to deal with. (:

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19. 12345678
    

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    I had one woman come in today, stare at the menu for a while then question me for about 5 minutes about the sugar and calorie content of the SKVL and SKCM... after she finally decided on the SKVL because the CM had sugar in it, she proceeded to order a lemon loaf.

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20. relax bearista
    

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    suggestivelysold- Sorta like when when the customers who normally order SKVLs decide to try non-fat no whip salted caramel mochas. Sorry but there's nothing "skinny" about all that syrup, caramel drizzle and "salt"!

    Lady: Ooh, I'm so excited!! I heard you have a light version of the Salted Caramel Mocha frappuccino!
    Me: ...Yep!
    Lady: I'll take a venti!
    Me: Sure thing! Enjoy your diabeetus.

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21. Allison
    

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    In NY, we have the calorie counts listed. So I get to just stare blankly at them while I point at the menu board because it's RIGHT THERE.

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22. lobbyslide
    

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    It's like people who order Caesar salads at restaurants because it's a salad so it must be healthy, right?

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23. teobandit
    

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    I had a professor once that preached the benefits of eating whole natural foods and not consuming overprocessed foods with unnatural ingredients. Turns out he's a regular at Starbucks and gets a lemon loaf every time she's in. Yeah that's right, the lemon loaf. The pastry with the longest laundry list of ingredients one could possibly imagine.

    Good on ya, prof.

    Posted 1 year ago #

24. Shrimpies
    

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    Someone asked me the exact same thing today. When I said I didn't know, she sighed very obnoxiously and replied by saying "It's not like I was going to get one anyway.."

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25. coffeefairy
    

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    See, that's when you pull out the business card of the friend you have who works for Jenny Craig.

    If you have to ask, you can't afford [the calories].

    Posted 1 year ago #

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