All credit goes to dirtychaigirl for the haiku idea.
5-7-5
light frappucino?
it is not healthy at all
mostly chemicals.
Feel free to introduce other forms, e.g. limericks, sonnets, etc.
Starbucks Haiku
(166 posts) (44 voices)-
Posted 1 year ago #
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vivanno smoothies
most annoying Starbucks drink
tastes like bananasPosted 1 year ago # -
she wants quad grande
skinny vanilla latte
she's getting decafPosted 1 year ago # -
shift tells me to slide
bum walks into clean restroom
sh!ts all over seatPosted 1 year ago # -
yes, our small is tall
only because people drink a lot
did we make more sizesPosted 1 year ago # -
you have a gold card?
not a single f.uck given.
you are not special.Posted 1 year ago # -
DirtyChai, you write the best haikus, lol.
Posted 1 year ago # -
it says passion tea
it is not passion fruit tea
passion fruit is yellow.Posted 1 year ago # -
More Frappuccinos
As the Summer approaches
Switched your soy for wholePosted 1 year ago # -
Artestian breakfast?
Did they haul it from a well?
Uh, I don't think so.Posted 1 year ago # -
Was it nonfat? No
Maybe soy, or heavy cream,
Resteamed mystery.Legend has it, on
that day, not a single ****
was given. Not one.Posted 1 year ago # -
Caramel frappe?
This ain't McDonalds, a$$ wipe.
Get the fvck out NOW.Posted 1 year ago # -
Venti caramel
extra caramel frapp light
why do you do this?Posted 1 year ago # -
No foam soy latte
Extra hot? For my trouble --
you will be decaffed.Posted 1 year ago # -
"I asked for no foam..."
I bang my fist on counter:
"NO! Next customer!"Posted 1 year ago # -
"I ordered that iced."
I reply, "no you did not."
...and you get decafPosted 1 year ago # -
Benjamin Franklin.
"You have anything smaller?"
"Nope. I'm an àsshole."Posted 1 year ago # -
I once had a customer fight
'bout the drink he purchased last night
I grabbed a tall cup,
coughed some phlegm up,
and comped him a coffe frapp light.Posted 1 year ago # -
asian customer
green tea green tea green tea green
tea green tea green teaPosted 1 year ago # -
Fall is upon us.
Nonfat pumpkin spice latte
Why do you want whip??Posted 1 year ago # -
Salted Caramel
It's salted so I salt it
"I HATE SALTY SWEET"Posted 1 year ago # -
can I have your name for the cup?
oh I don't know...
my soul burns from the embarrassment of this torture.Posted 1 year ago # -
"No caramel please."
Then you overpaid for that
toffee nut mocha.Posted 1 year ago # -
"Hello! How are you!?"
"small 2 shot cappucino."
...coming right up, ****.Posted 1 year ago # -
...what is that?
it's like a milkshake but it's notPosted 1 year ago # -
Things I put in drink:
soy milk, pumpkin spice syrup
and urnex powderPosted 1 year ago # -
People I enjoy:
"Grande latte, 2 percent,
How are you today?" c:Posted 1 year ago # -
is it good?
yes, it's my favorite one :DPosted 1 year ago # -
"Sorry, we're closed now"
"Can I just use the restroom?"
"No, get the fück out!"Posted 1 year ago # -
'Mi the only one
Who checked each line of these poems [poh-ms]
For 5/7/5?Posted 1 year ago #
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