^ ^__^
Co-worker bends down
I see black spots on her bum
Get that checked out please.
Starbucks Haiku
(166 posts) (44 voices)-
Posted 1 year ago #
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Decaf is brewing:
next customer wants it but...
airpot's not ready -_-Posted 1 year ago # -
Migraines are the worst.
My meds still haven't kicked in.
Someone kill me now.Posted 1 year ago # -
Speaking of migraines
Working with this coworker
gives me a headache!She wants to go pee,
leaves me alone on the floor
to ring and make drinks.Posted 1 year ago # -
"I have this gift card;
No clue how much is on it"
Me f cking neither!Posted 1 year ago # -
Nightmares of working
all by myself, endless lines.
It came true, oh god."Please, there's a Starbucks
just 30 seconds away!"
But no one listens!I decaf them all.
Sugar-free frappuccinos.
When will spring break end?Posted 1 year ago # -
"Can I get water?"
"I'm busy making these drinks--"
"Who's your manager?!"Posted 1 year ago # -
A gentle breeze blows
The sun is shining outside
I am trapped in herePosted 1 year ago # -
Hat and green apron
heavy like a wedding ring
married to the job.Posted 1 year ago # -
Trenta black iced tea
Light water no ice in that
Go jump off a bridgePosted 1 year ago # -
And what size was that?
I saidddd Decaf Soy Latte
....and I said what size...Posted 1 year ago # -
One tall caramel
mu-ah-chi-oh-ha-chi-mo-
ca-go-tey-oooh pleasePosted 1 year ago # -
"Can I get uh, like...
car-mel mocha frappe thing
with cool whip on top?"Posted 1 year ago # -
^
"NO!," screams Dry Sharpie
He bangs his fist on counter,
yells "Next customer!"Posted 1 year ago # -
Man with small coffee,
You want nothing else from me,
I will marry youPosted 1 year ago # -
Rude russian on phone
No your frap won't be extra sweet
You had time to askPosted 1 year ago # -
a real barista
just made your cappuccino
you drink with a strawPosted 1 year ago # -
you're calling our store
for another store's number.
how did you get ours?Posted 1 year ago # -
just like our partners
this bathroom won't be taking
any crap from youPosted 1 year ago # -
there's still no such thing
as an iced cappuccino
don't care what it says.Posted 1 year ago # -
Iced cappuccino
Warm foam and iced drinks don't mix
will give stomach aches.Posted 1 year ago # -
The sun and the moon:
I can only enjoy one.
I prefer to close.Posted 1 year ago # -
Extra Caramel
I said extra caramel
Extra CaramelPosted 1 year ago # -
"I said decaf, right?
Did you get that? It's decaf?
Decaf? Right? Decaf?"Posted 1 year ago # -
And for my first post...
Blonde mom, screaming kids.
"Can I get an extra shot?"
Hope you like decaf.Six tall VBFs.
I glare at this joke's punchline:
Six loud twelve-year-olds.Posted 1 year ago # -
Hundred dollar bill
dated 1966...
"I'm not taking this."Posted 1 year ago # -
Day off: store calling...
"Can you come in tonight?"
"Not if it's for her."Posted 1 year ago # -
Transfer girl called out.
She switched shifts but won't work hers.
She will burn in he11.Posted 1 year ago # -
Crush on customer.
Shirtless today, pasty flab.
Ew, I take it back.Posted 11 months ago # -
I just want coffee
none of your crazy 'lah-tees'
don't you have coffee?Posted 11 months ago #
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