1. Throw money at me. Do not come up to the counter and throw money at me its degrading and demeaning... You think that you are so much better than me... uhhuh right...
2. Make out in front of me. DO not make out with your significant other in front of me as I am ringing you up. It is Taudry, innappropriate and seriously... GET A ROOM! You also then go on my **** list.
3. Stick their hands in our tip jar. Do not stick your f***ing hand in my tip jar. Those are my hard-earned tips. I am sorry that your lazy asss doesn't feel like breaking your paper bills, but its not my problem. That is stealing! You have a rolex and you have your hand in my tip jar? Greedy much?
4. Lie about their mistakes. Do not come into my store and say "I would like a Grande Soy Caramel Macchiato!" Then, when I make it (correctly may I add), say "Oh, I wanted it iced!" You ordered the **** Hot, I heard you--don't do that! I will not remake your drink.
5. Try to get free Coffee. Do not come into my store at 5:35 AM and tell me you want a refill (5 minutes after we open). As per our refill policy, you do not get a refill... so don't get **** when I charge you $2.07 for your Venti coffee, ya buttmunch! Oh and do not come and complain about your drink being disgusting when you left your drink in the car overnight and expect me to remake it. That is not happening either! (YES, this actually happened!)
6. Come into my store and TRASH it. I am not your maid, I am NOT here to clean up your tissues full of blood on the bathroom floor that you've left because you are getting an ever-so-pleasant monthly visitor. (YES, this did happen also)... It is disgusting.
7. Allow their kids to trash my store. If you want to allow your kids to be bad-**** and trash your house, that is your perogative. However, Don't bring them into my store so that they can be public disturbances... I don't care if you can't discipline your kids, and have become their doormat...
8. Treat me as though I am there to clean up after them. I am responsible to keep a clean store for customers. However, the last time I checked I am not a waiter, PICK UP YOUR F***ING TRASH AND THROW IT AWAY! Seriously! That is probably the most annoying one of them all... If I was a waiter, It would be part of my job, but its not... So, stop being lazy!
9. Ask me to do things that I cannot do. For example, with coupons... The Free tall Iced coffee is for an tall Iced coffee only! Not an iced latte, not an iced americano, or an iced tea! Either redeem the iced coffee, or throw the coupon in the trash.
10. Bang on the door after we're closed. This concept is really quite simple, if the door is locked, then we are clearly closed... Don't make faces at me because you can't manage your time.
11. Expect me to open the door before we're supposed to open. I only have a half hour to open the store--I am not opening early... Sorry...
12. Ask me to repeat myself. Usually, they're to busy talking on the phone or loligagging... Seriously, is it so hard for you to shut up while im calling drinks so that everyone gets their drink faster. I hate repeating drink orders less than 30 seconds after I called them because you are a dumb **** and don't listen.
13. Act like they own the place... YOU DO NOT OWN ****! Get over yourself, no one cares about you, and someone WRONGFULLY told you that you were special.
14. Order stuff when they don't know what they're talking about. Do not order an iced cappuccino from me, insist on it being made even after being warned about the texture, and then ORDER (not ask) for it to be remade. The foam disintegrates...dummy... Do not order a drink when you don't know what is in it, and then get **** off when its not what you want! Ask me and I will be glad to explain what it is...
15. Get an attitude when it takes longer than you'd like. DO not look at your watch while you're waiting. If you're late or in a rush, then you shouldn't be here... Get your **** to where you need to be, Starbucks is not that serious... Do not jump in a line of 20 people and then get mad when its not going fast enough, people do order multiple drinks on one check. If you can't deal with this, then you have serious issues!
16. Rude because they're in caffeine withdrawal. No one told you to start pumping your blood with the stimulant, that's your own damn fault and again, NOBODY cares.
17. Talk on cell phones at the register. Do not approach the counter when you're on your phone and act as though I am a burden when I ask you what you'd like! If you don't like it, then I'll call the wambulance!
18. Interrupt me to ask if their drink is ready! Clearly, people, if it is not on the bar then it's not ready. By the way, interrupting me like that only slows me down. Additionally, I'd hate to tell you that there are other people who exist beyond your realm of self-absorption.
19. Do not allow me to greet them. When I am greeting you, it only takes 30 seconds to say hello. Do not interrupt me in the middle of my sentence and bark your order at me... It's rude, plain and simple.
20. Cry to the DM when any little thing doesn't go their way. Grow up, its like tattling. I am not doing anything wrong, only what I am supposed to do. Remember, the phrase "Life sometimes just isn't fair!"... Think, absorb, rinse, and repeat. Then go on about your merry way.
I feel much better now!