I was doing a close last night and guy comes rushing up, he's on his phone and does the hand over the speaker thing and say, "I know I'm an ****, can I get a double tall mocha?"
I kinda stared at him for half a second and then delightfully said, "We're closed :D"
he goes, "Noooo~ Okay! Thanks!"
I love customers like that. If you can rush up, Admit you're an ****, Chances are, you're not an ****, just very rushed or something and Okay Fiiine, Ill deal with it.
Otherwise, PREPARE FOR THE QUESTIONAIRE :D
"Would you like pike or bold? OH! Room for cream? Alright, so a tall bold, no room. Can I get your club card? Excuse me,! Can-I-Get-Your-Club-Card? Alright, out of 2, here's 14 cents. And would you like Your Receipt? Alright, You have a nice day and cream and sugar is at the far end, LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE :D"
I can come up with aaaalll kinds of questions. And you can look at me annoyed all to hell, Cause Im giving you the same look back :)
Apparently, we had some lady(Note, I work in a grocery store kiosk) come through one of the checkstands with groceries, on her phone of course, the checker tried to ask for her club card, and the lady turned to her and snapped, "I wasnt talking to you!" so the Checker goes, "Yes, Well I WAS talking to you, but you can now get out of my line! And don't ever come through my line again.You see me, You go to another line.."