- Half-priced frappuccinos make monsters out of normal Starbucks customers.
- They demand to know why their frappuccinos are full-priced before May 4. They demand to know why their frappuccinos are full-priced before 3PM. They demand to know why their frappuccinos are full-priced after 5PM. They demand to know why their frappuccinos are full-priced on May 14.
- Stores are woefully unprepared to handle 2 hours of frappuccinos daily.
- Everyone needs to be retrained on making decent whipped cream (eyeballing doesn't work because you're all idiots)
- If the barista at the register or the floater doesn't take names, customers will steal each other's frappuccinos
- Even if the barista and floater take names, customers will steal each other's frappuccinos
- Customers KNOW that it's called a frappuccino. They will still call it a frap.
- "Openers versus Closers" rivalry comes back in full force, especially if there is no ice, extra frapproast or made whipped creams at 3PM.
- Frappuccino customers are most clingy of them all, everyone watching you like a hawk. Also, the most grabby.
- Frappuccino customers are the most forgetful, demanding last minute modifiers to their drinks when you pass them off. "Is this nonfat?" "Can I get a cup of iced water?" THE **** OUTTA HERE!
- Happy Hour shows the true strengths of baristas, whether they'll sink or swim at Starbucks
- JCF, MCF, MCCF, CCCF, DCCF, CCF, CF, CRF, CFL, CRFL. One wrong letter by the person writing cups and it holds up the entire bar.
- The person who invented the Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino is the most hated individual at Starbucks. Just when you thought a java chip frappuccino was annoying to make...
- Happy Hour is a prelude to Starbucks in the summer-time. All you new hires, welcome to HELL.
- I will quit before I work another Happy Hour.
Feel free to add your own input. What could you or your store have improved on? How many times were you primary on cold beverage station during Happy Hour? Thoughts, comments on Happy Hour 2012?