- The great caramel macchiato with whip conspiracy. I don't know what it is around here, but a ton of people seem to think it comes with whip and when I explain to them that it doesn't, proceed to order whip.
- People who hand me hundred dollar bills for a tall coffee. This is not a bank. Unless I know I have a goodly stack of tens in my till, I won't do it.
- Sandwich modifications. I did it today for the first and last time. Never again.
- People who refuse to come to my side of the register.
- People who wander off when I turn around to get them their oatmeal/tea/coffee/pastry. Normally this isn't a problem, but for some reason today every other customer I had did this.
- Last but not least, the biznitch who comes in and orders a venti coffee with a shot. She only wants me to charge her for one shot, but throw "you know, four or five, whatever shots in there." She then adds that she gets "treated special." No. You want it, you pay for it. I haven't figured out a way to tell her to F off without getting myself into trouble, but so help me if I'm on bar and know it's hers, she's getting 6 shots of decaf. For life.