True. Those sneaky little corporate bastards are trying to slip one by the customers. Let's repackage a gross coffee and act like we support America! It's on the order page as Gazebo Blend, and after reading the package it all makes sense.
"what're we gon' do with all this gazebo no one buys?"
"I don't know, repackage it and say we'll donate to some cause.. I know! Create Jobs! Makes us look awesome!"