True. Those sneaky little corporate bastards are trying to slip one by the customers. Let's repackage a gross coffee and act like we support America! It's on the order page as Gazebo Blend, and after reading the package it all makes sense.
"what're we gon' do with all this gazebo no one buys?"
"I don't know, repackage it and say we'll donate to some cause.. I know! Create Jobs! Makes us look awesome!"
We sold 20+ lbs of coffee yesterday (YEAH!) and not a single lb of "Indivisible". LOLZ
I'm not impressed by Indivisible. However, I was having a **** day today and then a chick asked for "the invisible coffee" and that made everything better.
i just love being able to make a dozen different patriotic puns with Indivisible. i managed to sell two whole bags this week, lolol.
"that new Indivisible Blend. what does it taste like?"
"it tastes like freedom. if Captain America drank coffee, it would be this."
". . ."
". . ."
"You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo"
"A gazebo? What roast is it?"
(Pause) "It's blonde, Eric."
That new summer blend is coming out - let's hope it's better than crapy gazebo and iced coffee blend.
I'm .. surprised Sharpz just made that reference.
But yeah, there was something very suspect about Umdivumpable's flavor when I tasted it, I knew I had tasted it before. That like, throat-curdling acid citrusiness and whatnot. Well, it could be worse- it could be more Tribute blend.
I think indivisible taste like BBQ sauce. One of my shifts was having some major lulz because the bag says nothing at all about the coffee, other than its a blonde roast in a tiny paragraph on the side.
Several people asked for "Invisible" coffee yesterday. I was sooooo tempted to hand them an empty cup and say, "Here's your Grande Invisible coffee..."
@lulu Did that already ;) Gotta make sure the person you do it to seems to have a sense of humor.. Definitely not during rush.
I underlined the DIV syllable on the coffee urn tag to help people out.. It doesn't.
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