If you want me to continue to be pleasant, please stop throwing your money/ card on the counter and expecting me to pick it up, charge you, then place your change and receipt gently into your hand. You make me feel like a dirty monkey servant when you don't respect the fact that I'm a human being trying to earn a living on minimum wage by serving you.
If you order a mocha, white mocha, hot chocolate, or cinnamon dolce latte, PLEASE don't make a face of disgust when i ask if you're okay with the whipped cream that comes on it, and tell me " NO!" it comes ON THE DRINK! I've stopped caring about a week ago, so if you don't want it, you're going to have to figure it out on your own and tell me ahead of time.
Stop allowing your kids to order for themselves, then correct them and change their order. It's annoying.
Stop refilling that 2 month old paper cup with coffee. Does it really feel that good to steal? Ohh, and you'll probably contract a severe stomach bug that will give you explosive diarrhea and vomiting because it's NOT SAFE or clean to do that. I hope it's worth it.
Starting your drink order with "i'll just have..." and following it with a complicated drink with 6 modifiers makes my blood boil.
DO NOT TOUCH THE CUPS. EVER. Don't grab anything behind the counter or anything you are not going to purchase. We don't want to know where you're grubbies have been. It's unsanitary.
Stop ordering everything with extra caramel. We secretly hate it when you do.
It's not cool when you try and add modifiers after you pay. Syrups, shots and soy cost EXTRA you cheap jerk. Don't act like we don't know what you're trying to pull.