So my girlfriend and I were talking on the phone about how Starbucks resembles a prison like ideology, and she brought up the idea of conjugal visits. Now here's the question, if I were to take a 10, could I meet her up in the restroom for a little "rest and relaxation?" OR would I have to wait to take my 30, seeing as how I'm technically not on the clock. She tends to make quite some noise, so would there be any consequence of getting in trouble, loosing my job or anything? It's just that I've been working so long, and I haven't had anytime with my old lady. The only thing I can think of that would be a problem is the echoey-ness of the restroom. I need to get some of the REAL "refreshers".
A question regarding "conjugal visits"
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Posted 11 months ago #
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Seems unsanitary. Do either of you have a car you can "refresh" in instead?
Posted 11 months ago # -
You have an awesome girlfriend, I'll give you that, but idk if I'd use SBUX bathrooms for sexual purposes... ew
Posted 11 months ago # -
The parking lot is fair game.
Posted 11 months ago # -
Wait 'til your thirty.
That's how long it took those two females to get out of our bathroom that one time...
Posted 11 months ago # -
1. gross.
2. people pee and poo in there. gross.
3. you could get fired.Posted 11 months ago # -
Haven't you ever heard of a "dirty thirty"? They're the BEST!
Posted 11 months ago # -
@Dry Sharpie:
"2. people pee and poo in there. gross."
Umm, if that bothers you, does the proximity of your fun bits also bother you?
1 & 3 are valid responses.
Posted 11 months ago # -
Parking lot. I don't want to have to think of these things when I'm scrubbing the bathrooms on my pre-close, especially when there are better places do it...(literally and figuratively).
Also: You lucky duck.
Posted 11 months ago # -
Hold her against the front door, so customers can't come in. Your coworkers will love you for that.
Posted 11 months ago # -
I deal with homeless bums taking showers using the toilet/sink in our restroom. Clubbing sluts go in 10 at a time to snort coke and "freshen up" in there without a mirror. I've had to scrape liquid sht off of the walls and floors. People pee straight onto the floor and toilet seats like they have no bladder control. Half the time I enter our restroom, the stench is overpowering.
You damn right I have a problem with the notion of having sex in a Starbucks restroom.RIP air freshener, the little whirring fan that could.
Posted 11 months ago # -
I have had sex on the job - at other jobs and it is AWESOME!
When I worked in a small shop in a tourist town on my summer break between college semesters, I locked up half an hour early a few times that season and did it with my boyfriend in the little changing stall. It was GLORIOUS! We were surrounded by silky curtains, sitting on a silver chair, a huge mirror, and a SPOTLIGHT on us! HAWT!!
When I worked the night shift at a hotel, I was the only person on the front desk from 11pm to 7am. The back office connected to the front desk area. Once or twice my boyfriend showed up at about 3am and we straight up DID IT ON MY BOSSES DESK!!!! Thaaat wasn't as satisfying because I actually liked my boss, and there was the mild fear of a guest coming downstairs and interrupting us....but I mainly did it for the bragging rights.
My long winded point? While doing it in your car on your 30 minute break is the safest, there is nothing more exhilarating than doing it at work! Even if the 'refreshment' is not that great, the fact you pulled it off makes it seem like the best you ever had!
;-)
Posted 11 months ago # -
I wouldn't even want to PEE in a starbuck's bathroom!
Back in '71 I picked my then girlfriend (now wife) at her workplace at the end of the first half of her split shift. We drove her up into the foothills, and we did in in the back of a '69 VW Squareback, which had no curtains, at the foot of the hill under the Burbank, CA police firearm practice range.
Posted 11 months ago # -
I say there's nothing wrong with doing it on your 10 as long as you are -
1) Fast
2) Quiet (you said she's noisy, so this might be a minor setback)
3) Able to clean the bathroom BEFORE you "refresh."....but it really would be a lot safer to just wait until your 30 and then screw her in a car or something.
Posted 11 months ago # -
Is this a serious conversation...like we're actually entertaining this idea? o.O
Posted 11 months ago # -
You guys have some great ideas! Thanks for the pointers! Lol the deed has been done, and it was a success!
Posted 11 months ago # -
Congratulations, she's pregnant.
Posted 11 months ago # -
...and you've most likely contracted hepatitis b.
Posted 11 months ago # -
SbuxSkipper, Yeah I know! There's so much going around I wouldn't even shag your mom.
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