Starbucks is opening full marketplaces! With espresso bars, frappuccino bars, ice cream shops, bakeries, health-food smoothie bars (complete with mixologists), and evenings dinner places - a full sit down and be served restaurant. You can also make your own wine in some of them. Complete with a photo studio - and pharmacy for good measure. The new Starbucks will have roads to drive right through so you never have to get off your fat azz- but you can still enter the Siren's Wonderland by foot - it will just be the size of Ikea so bring comfortable shoes or stop off and get some at their shoe warehouse.
Howard is warning us of the identity crises Starbucks is having lately.