Gluttinous delight
A cup smothered in carmel,
Yay America!
The cheese is burning,
Like my nostrils; from
This caustic oven cleaner.
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Haikus
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Posted 4 years ago #
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I'm not too sharp with Haikus, but give me a day I might produce a cool poem...well perhaps..you and who was it?? had some pretty good ones.
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"promo drinks always suck":
expiration dates
now only deserve a smile
good bye pumpkin spice"i do what i want":
sampling is great
love to do it all day long
have a biscotti!"the day that never ends":
time creeping along
standing at the bar time stops
"not another drink!""barista thoughts":
decaf coffee served,
you'd never know anyway,
"get off your cell phone!""ode to the oven":
hot foods' always good
the bane of my existence
new warming ovenPosted 4 years ago # -
@bellaragazza: I think coffee mart wench's haikus were great!
@ilive to decaf: "barista thoughts" profoundly touched me! Haha!Fat **** Manager
Composing the Schedule
Arms are flapping too.Time to do the Floors!
Hm! What the HELL is that SMELL?!
I don't know nor care!Posted 4 years ago # -
Hahaha sounds like my everyday at the bux Darkroast!
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Aw, thanks, DarkRoast. I'm not nearly as prolific or tortured as ilivetodecaf, though. 'Decaf - this could be the start of that brilliant writing career. "It all started at Starbucks, back in '09, when I finally lost my mind."
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dedicated to coffee mart wench:
i have lost my mind
finally it has happened
starbucks is to blamewell you weren't a literature major so:
prolific, maybe
tortured, absolutely yes
lattes made with tears.oh no! the wrong way!
it was bound to happen once.
a crash in drive-thru.rinse, rinse, rinse, rinse,
when can i pull a damn shot!
stupid verismos!"I have a Dream!":
sometimes i wonder
what it would be like the day
my store caught on firePosted 4 years ago # -
a siren in flames
melting on a moonless night
arson is worth it.Posted 4 years ago # -
the "new siren's eye":
lick my proverbial balls
**** customer!(alternate ending- **** manager!)
Posted 4 years ago # -
ten espresso shots
make the voices go away
here have another!cute little add shot
put in a frappucino
is always decafsugar-free syrups
splenda may help you lose weight
enjoy your cancer!oh, organic milk!
oh, how good you are for me
oh, where are you now?Posted 4 years ago # -
**** on your cellphone
you demanded two add shots
enjoy your decafPosted 4 years ago # -
Ilivetodecaf is the supreme haiku diety!
To Uncle Howie (2009 BDITU award recipient):
Just like orgasms
I won't fake it as I work.
Won't drink that Kool-Aid.Posted 4 years ago # -
it's good to be deified as i should be.
glorious feeling!
to sit and ponder life and
to poop and get paidoh you, in drive thru,
dont know what you want? i'll wait.
while i write haikuPosted 4 years ago # -
kiss my **** **** queen
no whip cream on your mocha?
I spit in your drinkPosted 4 years ago # -
ask, and ask again
no speakey english at all
no coffee for youPosted 4 years ago # -
ASM we had
run her off oh yes we did
micromanage ****Posted 4 years ago #
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