Ok so by now I'm sure all of us are aware of the new decaf policy. With our store, we brew it on demand after 12.
So all of our decaf lovers are getting their panties in a twist over this ****. They come in and proudly say they want a grande decaf or whatever and I proudly tell them they have to wait 4 minutes for a fresh brew. Well you would think I just told them their dog died by the look on their faces. Most of them moan and groan and let out a pathetic sigh and say "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne".
Well this one **** comes in and asks for a grande decaf. I tell her about the whole waiting thing and she says "I just want one splash and the rest water" (whatever the **** that means). I tell her we have absolutely positively no decaf and she has to wait. She's like "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnne" Two minutes go by and she's like "Is it ready yet???" No. I ask her if she wants me to make her a decaf Americano instead (since that's what she's basically asking for anyway). She clearly has never been to Starbucks before. I'm pulling the shots and she gets so impatient she says "If I have to wait for that too I'll just have the decaf". uggg. Ok. So I wait for the decaf to finish and when it does I let a few drops go in and then fill the rest with water like she asked. She is happy again with her pointless drink that makes no god damn sense.
I hate people.