In short, I reserve the right to treat all correspondence with me and my bulletin board as public property. I realize this is not the Athenian forum, but this isn't a bathroom wall at a truckstop. If you are a jerk, you may wind up on the forthcoming, "I'm a jerk and I love unsolicited email" list.

Look, I love privacy and I will meet you halfway on this entire email, IP address thing. It's a Golden Rule situation.

However, if you do any of the following things the gloves will come off.

I will share your email, and possibly IP address, if:

• You are bragging about some exceedingly stupid and/or criminal act.
• You are both really rude and really stupid. If you are not sure if you qualify, then you should probably not post just to be on the safe side.
• You bash anyone based on the color of their skin, their religion, their sex, their nationality, etc. etc. You know the drill.

Seems reasonable doesn't it?

And just in case you didn't get it... I don't support, condone, sanction or encourage illegal acts. There are plenty of legal ways to prove your point.

If this bothers you, don't post. You don't need to send me an email telling me how I am a hypocrite. I already know that. Just start ihateihatestarbucks.com, or go for a walk or something.

This policy may change with my mood.